ladybaggins:

elvishprincess:

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.

He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of it’s kind in the world ever seen.’
Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.
‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘
Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.
Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.
‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.
G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.

Awh I live in Oklahoma. I wanna go see these babies.

AHHH 

D’awwwwww! :D

I get sad sometimes when Corey has to work all day and I have a day off.  It makes me wish that I had worked at least a little bit or had more friends.

Although I realize once I start cosmetology school I’m going to be wishing for things to go back to the way they are right now.

Need to go work out.

Don’t want to.

Must fight the urge not to.

greekviolin:

waywardweemer-goat:

madame-scary-von-spooky-britches:

nafansaurus:

blackholegirl:

Hannah is made of muffins, Pop, and lightning. With a dash of flamethrowers.

Nafan is made of Jazz, erasers, and awkwardness. With a dash of Godzilla.

 

!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I DID NOT MAKE THIS RESULT UP

Unique is made of vanilla, Pop, and moonlight. With a dash of Bear Grylls.

so…apparently my go-to threat is peeing on people/things because i’m made of it. cool.

Megan is made of wood, poison, and distractions. With a dash of Snoopy.

poison

Elizabeth is made of bronze, foxes and servitude.  With a dash of Mother Russia.

Alyssa is made of steel, Rap, and determination.  With a dash of Apocalypse. (basically, minus the Rap)

I wish I could make my own clothes.  

Alas, I lack a sewing machine and any proper training on a sewing machine.

girlfriend-is-better:

fer1972:

Anatomical Embroidery by Candace Couse

rad. as. fuck.

I hate having to take an unpaid break at work when I’m working under six hours.

Unless I’m really hungry.

Otherwise, it’s a drag.

suzuhashida:

Dan…I feel sick for your arteries…

If you haven’t had In-N-Out you don’t understand.

Although that maybe a bit overkill.

Best line in this?

Ralph: I’m a fatality!

“Hang the eucalyptus upside down by tying it to your shower head with twine. When you run your shower, the steam will rise up towards the eucalyptus, filling your bathroom with the most refreshing, relaxing scent. Plus, the added greens are lovely on the eyes. You’ll definitely feel a little closer to nature.”

All day, every day.